A man's best friend

As the chinese saying goes "At home you are dependent on parents, outside you are dependent on friends". How well we can survive in society is more or less determind by our social circle. Here's a comprehensive list of friends every guy needs.

note: list not in order of importance.

1) Clubbing dude - to put you on VIP list and intro you to cool nightspots, Get table and discount on drinks

2) Car siao - For ur mechnical and zhnging needs.

3) Gay guy - fashion adviser, intro his gal friends to you; orientate you in case u wanna turn to "the other side"

4) Computer nerd - Pc setup, virus control, repair and upgrade with this walking Sim Lim Square

5) Insurence man - So you can tell others blood suckers that "I bought from my friend liao"

6) Lawyer - Free Legal advice

7) Ah beng - In case Lawyer cannot help

8) Lup Sup OIC - Tell you the rules and show you the way or different LS enivorment

9) Lao Uncle - Gives you worldly advices

Any more contribution to the list?

Tragedy

He thought he's titanic’s lover boy
Saving her out of her situation,
He’ll be there with her through thick and thin,
To liberate her from depression.

But she's just a suicidal bitch,
who felt that the world was against her,
You jump I jump is all it takes
To end his life forever.

Oh,
The fiction that glamorize our tragedy,
Giving us false hope.
If only we could step back to see,
The reality we cannot cope.

Falling in love with the village bicycle,
Thinking that he is Peter Parker,
He thought that he is so damn special.
Cause She'll let everyone except him fuck her,

But he didn't have spider power,
To save her when she falls.
Instead she just used him and step him over
Cause she never did like him at all.

Oh,
the comics that beautify our tragedy
To take away the pain
If only we could step back to see
How sad we've lived in vain

In his mind he's Rocky
Going against all odds,
with the soundtrack eye of the tiger,
Towards success he fought

But he's just a fucking loser
Who thinks too highly of himself,
With no ounce of talent in him,
His future's an ice cube's chance in hell.

Oh,
the movies that defines our tragedy
To make us feel so special
If only we could step back to see
That we're no different from the other.

He knew that he is Leonidas
His life's the Spartan war.
He stood for what he think is right
His beliefs he fight for

Unlike the end of "300"
His downfall has no meaning
It's obvious he's just a self righteous fuck
for he has fought for nothing

Oh,
the histories that justify our tragedies
To fight for unknown cause
If only we could step back to see
That history could be false

Fiction may be based on truth,
But it’s a far cry from reality.
The only thing to escape from life
Is your fucking tragedy.

Harddi*k

Overheard at Sim Lim, a gal was asking the female boss about 2.5” and 3.5” erm… hard disk.

Gal: …..”So the 2.5” 80 gig is $108? Then how much is the 3.5” 80 gig?”

Female boss: ”if you wan 3.5” then its not worth it to get such a small dick(gig) …..(3 sec silence)… size. "

So, what’s your capacity?

Providence

I went down to the ground floor and found a basement,
down the basement I went and I found hell.
Why do we believe that we can only find heaven throught suffering?
When misery only begets more.

24 down 24 more to go

当

当“小弟”已经不再是陌生人对你的称呼，
当六月和十二月你没有假期，
当你走入夜店没人要查你生分证时，
你发现你老了。

当笑容对你来说只是扭动上唇,
当你对自己的笑声感到陌生，
当忧郁随时陪伴着你，
你知道你不快乐。

当夜晚寒风带着一股忧伤，
当情人体温只是一个回忆，
当”一个人”已经是种习惯，
你晓得你是孤单的。

当你发现你老了，
当你知道你不快乐，
当你晓得你孤单，
‘你’是否还是你？


当然 :)

End of Beginings

Never use your interest as work,
Work is never meant to be fun.
Fun to work for more 12 hours a day?
Day and night all mixed up.
Up to a point of no return.
Return to the past to change my line?
Line up for it i would if given a chance.
Chance don't come easily in the field.
Field is definately greener overseas compare to here.
Here people are overwork and underpaid
"underpaid people are everywhere" they said.
Said that I will quit and just go.
Go read other blog cause I can't stop.
Stop is not an option when you are stuck in a formet
formet that requires me to go on and on and never end.
Isn't Life like that? Once you start you can't stop. You can only hope for the better: )